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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Naughty Facebook Status 
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<p>Are you in a good mood today? Get the naughty facebook status and make facebook a point to 
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<p>enjoy with commenting of friends. Post a naughty status and tag your naughty friends on it. Here 
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<p>we keep adding facebook naughty messages. 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Two word&#8216;s guys hate DON&#8216;T and STOP, unless you put them together :)
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>A man that respects a woman deserves atleast ONE :)
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy 
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<p>the waking hours much more.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People make the world go around but at some point don&#8216;t you wish it were flat so all the idiots 
would keep walking and never come back?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second 
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<p>lover.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date&#8230;who do you girls think is 
the hottest girl in this place?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I&#8216;ve been doing since 15. ;-)
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>In every circle of friends there&#8216;s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don&#8216;t have one? 
Then it&#8216;s probably you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Time to put that wall back up, I won&#8216;t be fooled again.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Facebook&#8216;s next update, allowing you to check other people&#8216;s private messages.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I hate people that starts tweets with &#8213;I hate people that.&#8214;
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When I die my gravestone is going to have a &#8215;Like&#8216; button.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something 
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<p>dreadful happens.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Poke me now if you&#8216;ve ever had a crush on me..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Why don&#8216;t you slip into something more comfortable&#8230;like a coma.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it&#8216;s half full. I&#8216;m just happy to have a glass!
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Practice makes perfect, But nobody&#8216;s perfect, so why practice?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy &amp; cake Why? 
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<p>Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn`t you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain&#8230;.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click 
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<p>Control + W.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I don&#8216;t care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you don&#8216;t have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.  
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>New Facebook Statuses 
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<p>Get the latest and the newest facebook statuses for our site. To attract the attention of your 
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<p>friends try to share new facebook status every time. We have collected these just for you.  
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